Posts by Stranger Than Nonfiction
Glorious Journey to Proxima Centauri
“Your great grandfather would be ashamed of you! Now, pull your pants down right this instant,” Commander Chris demands from the doorway of the lower left living quarters of the spaceship, the Undertaking, hurdling somewhere through deep space. “None of you fucking know…
Read MoreKaliope
Once upon a time, there lived a woman of incredible charm named Kaliope, so stunningly lovely to look at, that it was almost impossible to look away. Such was her splendor that she soon became an enchantress, capable of bending anyone to her will. To preserve her face from wrinkles,…
Read MoreThe Lion and the Kitten
Deep in an underground base, where unseen experiments take place, there was a kitten and a lion placed together in a room, both separated by a thick sheet of transparent glass. Frozen in place, the kitten trembled with fear, while the lion salivated and paced in anticipation for a chance…
Read MoreHonor Among Thieves
In a dark forest, a wiry weasel walked willfully and warily along, when without warning, a common raven croaked at it from the branches above. “Toc toc, watch out, toc toc. The badger ahead might see you, toc toc.” …
Read MoreThe Hot Air Balloon
The Hot Air Balloon Shielded from the Sun by a straw hat and a tree, a man on the easternmost point of the equator, woke up from his slumber and entered a hot air balloon. The skies, in patches bright and blue, were half-covered too with gently white, fluffy clouds,…
Read MoreThe Angry Toad
During a particularly unfruitful day, of a particularly unfruitful month, of a particularly unfruitful year, a frustrated toad hopped hopelessly around in search of grub. Its belly was empty, its body, dry, its legs, tired, its energy, angsty, and its mind, racing. Lost in exhaustion…
Read MoreThe Hippouroboros
Once upon a time, a special baby hippo was born, who almost immediately had to fight a territorial toddler much larger than itself, whose fierceness had finished off many a newborn before. Despite being only a few moments old and of a significantly smaller size, the fully-formed infant somehow…
Read MoreThe Fish and the Finch
In a far distant time and place, on the fifth story of a great palace, near the wondrous window of a seemingly endless series of stately glass apertures, there resided a fish and a finch in a tank and a cage, respectively. But this was no ordinary pair, for…
Read MoreThe Chameleon Who Lost Its Way
There was once a chameleon who could change its colors so well to camouflage, that it somehow forgot about itself. Perceptive as it was, with uncoupled eyes that noticed everything around, it no longer sensed its own body, which seemed see-through in its vivid detail. Even the tree on…
Read MoreThe Squirrel and the Coyote
Once a coyote spotted a squirrel up in a tree, storing nuts in a cache. Merrily, it laughed and, with its mind churning, called out, “Boy, am I glad to be me, born as I am! To own nothing but the fur on my back—at night, I wander, free…
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